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[cravating]

You'd think by now, I wouldn't get nervous before these things.

[He's showing some pieces at a gallery thing. idk art stuff. but his instinct when he's nervous beforehand is to text Matt. Like clock work.]

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[byrned]

Not planning on going anywhere as long as you want me around Nate. Not sure what this is but lets just do it whatever it is

[cravating]

You won't hear any complaints from me. I like having you around.

[byrned]

So what will I hear from you?

[cravating]

Mostly me asking you to come over so I can see if it was a fluke how good of a kisser you were last night.

[byrned]

It's so weird kissing you lol. Weirder that I want to kiss you.

[cravating]

Not too weird, I hope.

[byrned]

Good weird. Not like snogging my sister weird. Making my cock harder just thinking about it.

[cravating]

Looked like it was already pretty hard in that picture.

[byrned]

Needs a good sucking don't you think?

[cravating]

Definitely. I think I know someone who could take care of that for you.

[byrned]

Yeah? You'll have to give me their number. I'm sure there'll be something in it for them in return.

[cravating]

Speaking of, would you ever think of actually returning that favor? Or is that too weird?

[byrned]

I can't put a dick in my mouth Nate come on that's about as gay as it gets

[cravating]

I'm almost positive your cock in my ass is gayer than that.

[byrned]

You might not know it but everyone has an asshole Nate.

[cravating]

I don't know if anyone has ever told you this, but that's a shit argument.

[byrned]

You trying to talk me out of fucking you again?

[cravating]

No, but I'm not about to have this be completely one sided. Or let you do this 'no that's too gay' shit.

[byrned]

I wanked you off didn't I? Doesn't mean I'm about to start putting dick in my mouth.

[cravating]

Remember how you said to tell you if you're being a twat?

[byrned]

Do you want me to lie and just say I'd be cool with it when you know I wouldn't

[cravating]

No, but it'd be nice if you were willing to let it be something to possibly discuss in the future. Not just say it's too gay. You're not going to level up in gay like it's some video game, Matt.

[byrned]

I think fucking a man has already unlocked a few achievements where that's concerned don't you? Still can't pretend I'd be okay with something i wouldn't. No point getting your hopes up when I'd just freak out..

[cravating]

What freaks you out about it? And I mean that seriously. I want to understand.

[byrned]

It's a dick Nate. Men have dicks. I can fuck an arse of a woman, I can wank my own dick, but I can't shove my own dick in my mouth. It's gay. Proper gay. I'm not trying to be a twat but it just freaks me out. I can go down on a woman all day long but if I think of a dick in my mouth I just imagine what my da would say.

[ and oh look there's the root of all these problems, said in a throwaway sentence ]