Plenty of people are bisexual, Matt. It's not a new thing. [He says it gently, not mocking his ignorance on the topic. Matt's always put his head in the sand about things like this.]

I would know, wouldn't I? Sort of an expert on this stuff- least more than you are. [He even manages a smile.]

You know, I really hope you are, though. Because if you aren't, then everything back in the alley was just you having a laugh and I'm not sure how to take that.